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A stupid face recognition software... full of cb BS

2006-11-01T21:59:00.000+08:00

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she loves me...

2005-06-24T00:36:00.000+08:00

I'm an idiot,
But she loves me.

I'm forgetful,
But she loves me.

I tell stupid jokes,
But she loves me.

I sing terribly,
But she loves me.

I ain't rich or smarter than her,
Nor am I a good looking model,
I don't have fashionable clothes or hairstyles,
And I am only 5 foot 6.

I can't do the lap/hand trick,
Can't look long into her eyes,
Can't make her neck stop growing longer,
And I can't let her have some good sleep either.

I can't bring her to Korea (yet),
Can't boil herbal eggs (yet),
Can't meet her parents (yet),
And I can't stop bugging her to let me buy her meals.

But you know what? She loves me...

She is short,
But I love her.

She likes to play tricks,
But I love her.

She bites my injured collarbone,
But i love her.

She hits me multiple times,
But i love her.

She doesn't let me buy most of her meals,
She claims I'm an idiot,
She says she wants to be a model,
And she is very ku wak.

She calls me ben dan,
Calls me short and fat as well,
Won't let me tease her,
And she keeps me awake all night.

But you know what, I love her...

take care, god bless ya

My love, my bb...

2005-06-23T03:07:00.000+08:00

this is dedicated to u, bb...

it seemed so wierd but miraculous somehow. a year ago, we were not even talking to each other... not even looking at each other... i didn't know bout ur past. i didn't understand why u were acting like the way u did. i simply couldn't accept the fact that u were so cold towards me. and so i was cold towards u. but just like a new day comes, light shines and warms the earth.. no longer cold... felt the warmth.. a friend, i found a new friend in u. i wasn't sure what made me change my thoughts about u. i guess ur efforts in saying hi and bye to me brought my ego down.. they were replied with hi's and bye's of my own.. two simple and common words, but they grew in numbers quickly. u were surprised.. i was even more so. then it started with pork ribs. i love them, u love them too, i guess. yellow snow cap with a matching yellow shirt, and a skinny indian bearded guy in sight. herbal eggs... our fav! u fell sick. i was worried. concerned. couldn't help.. u didn't need my help. u had him....

we survived the foundation year. time flies. u mentioned ur grades fell each sem, while mine went the opposite way. but i'm still proud of ur results. they were always better than mine. perhaps i am not good enough... not smart enough... not talented enough... i admired ur skills, ur talents, ur personality... i was trying to keep up. and i'm still chasing...

holidays... no one was online. 'cept u. we kept each other company. telling each other things that we won't normally tell. not need to mention a year ago. u told me to stop tellin u more about myself (for a reason that should be kept secret between us only)... but i never did stop... u never did too...

video games are nice. MMORPGs are even better. Y!PP was always the first program that i double click on my desktop. found out bout the game in ur blog. wanted to see u online... going for pillages and swordfights.. Grog really rulez.. even learned new pirate vocabs like scupper u! and billions of blistering blue barnacles! spent hours and days with u.. as if that's not enough, we had to top it all off with YM and MSN huh? haha. we were both blind. for one whole year. ok, i was stupid too...

too fast? no, it was just perfect timing. we couldn't have been together any sooner
or later. my heart beats faster everytime u r near. i kept thinking of u, dreaming of u... wanted to hold u, to take care of u. wanted u to hold me, to pamper me with ur love. i really suffered a lot... i think u were suffering too.. restraining ourselves. being patient. being realistic. u told ur friend. i told my friend. they both gave the same advice....still we suffered...

i got drunk. kena dui lam kao kao... but i guess it was some sort of a blessing in disguise too haha.. if not i might have not blurted out those words... but what i said was true... when u're drunk most things u say are straight from the mind, from the heart. clean and clear, no lies. but at the same time, u might not remember what u said as well. not that i couldn't guess what i said. u couldn't stop laughing. i couldn't stop wondering. when i finally did guess what i said correctly, everything was like magic. everything happened like they were supposed to be. it was beautiful. not fast. beautiful.

and now i have u. u have me. i miss u so much that everytime we say goodbye, i want to just pull u back to my side... i'm so crazily in love with u, u've become my addiction. i love u bb... and i always will...

*with many hugz and kisses*

take care, god bless ya

long awaited update, huh?!

2005-04-10T13:49:00.000+08:00

Many things has happened since 10 March 2005, the date of the last entry was posted. things that would have made it into this blog earlier. i'm actually under pressure from a few friends in MMU that asked me to update my blog. I've been really busy towards the end of this third semester of my alpha year, but the main reason why i hadn't been updating my blog is because of an accident that happened to me while i was playing rugby in the evening of the 17th of March 2005. I tackled this lad, landed on my side and that guy dropped right on top of my shoulder. That's guy's body weight broke my right collar bone. Yup, it broke into two. I felt the stinging pain straight away as it cracked. the pain was agonizing. i couldn't feel my right arm for a moment....slowly but surely i could move my fingers, but dared not move until help arrived. There i lay in the middle of the field for a few seconds b4 play was stopped and the referee asked for assistance. i couldn't see how bad my collar bone broke, but i could still move my left hand and touch the area where i felt and heard the 'CRACK'. ooo boy... there was a lump right in the middle of the bone....it broke into two and one part was sticking out almost protruding the skin. immense pain and numbness... in a short while, players and onlookers surrounded me... they were saying things like, "oh shit" "this is bad" "it's broken, it's broken" "oh my god" "he needs to go to the hospital" "call someone to send him to the hospital!".... how was i feeling that time? I was thinking, "shut up and give me some air, damnit!" Seriously, i couldn't move my body...every move hurts. Pakio used lesly's t-shirt and an FCM team jersy to make a sling to hold my arm near to my chest. then a few strong guys lifted me up onto my two feet. literally. slowly i limped back to the carpark and lesly drove me to the putrajaya hospital with zeek accompanying. he was driving my car. now, u would have expected a hospital in the nation's capital to be really good and professional. however, that was not the case. i waited so long while the doctors were laughing and joking around. Fools. and to make matters worse, i was shivering like mad. mind you, i was wearing rugby shorts and my shirt was drench with sweat. the shivering also adds to the pain that i'm already suffering from. damn. after waiting for nearly an hour, i was told to FOLLOW the nurse to the X-ray room. no wheelchair, alright. I had to walk!!! what type of hospital is this?!! and that person who took my X-ray, i swear if i see him again, i will break his collar bone and push him towards the X-ray board and see if he yells in pain or not. that bastard, wanker! damn rude and rough. no sense of hospitality at all! well after the X-Ray, i had to wait for another 30 minutes and then the doctor came, told me to go home and rest. WTF??!!!!!! HELLO??!! I GOT A BROKEN BONE AND SUFFERING REALLY BAD RIGHT HERE!!! "There's nothing we can do right now. we can only give u some painkillers. come back in April and go see the bone specialist next door. For now, just go home and rest." Man that evening, i felt really miserable...can't do anything on my own. everything had to rely on my parents...the next day, my dad took me to Taman Desa Medical Center (TMDC) to see a specialist. yeah the doctor came in late coz of the traffic jam but still, he was a really nice and funny guy. good sense of humour. he could still crack some jokes bout playing rugby and breaking bones and playing more rugby and breaking more bones. well since putrajaya hospital never gave their patients their Xrays back, i had to Xray my collar bone once again and this time, that guy was so gentle and patient. he didn't push me around and waited for me to feel comfortable b4 taking the shot. asked if i feel alright and how did i break my bone. even wished me to get well soon! unlike that bastard in putrajaya. damn him i'm still infuriated. God have mercy on his soul when i see him again. So the doctor explained what the Xray said, and that i needed an operation. "tomorrow! at 8 in the morning! come at 7!" so the next day, we went there early and i got injected with anesthetics and i dozed off. Next thing i know, i opened my eyes, and i saw an angel in front of me. thanks for coming :) and you too... so the operation was about inserting a metal plate, screwing it in to keep my bone in place. now it is no more protruding out anymore. felt really weak and tired after the op. but there was not much pain anymore. felt really numb. was released by the hospital on the same day. had a sling to keep my arm in place and to prevent unnecessary movement. I'm really glad i went to TMDC. cannot rely on Putrajaya hospital! A lot of things were going through my mind after the operation. asssignments were the first thing that bugged me. How in the world am i gonna finish my DF and CG and English media base project and MLE too??!! And then there was this futsal tournament that my team and i was supposed to play on sunday the 20th of March. cancelled. then what about my rugby career? is it finished? how long will i stay like this? when can i drive again? how many things that i can't do now that i can't move my right hand? Can i go Genting with my MMU frens in two weeks time? And you, how am i going to face you? this is one hell of an experience. and despite the fact that i've known my close hometown friends for nearly a decade now, not one of them has come to visit me, even until today, the 10th of April, almost a month after my accident. some friends they are. this goes to show that true friendship is really so hard to find. the stone cold truth is, when you are healthy and rich and famous, you will have a lot of friends. when you are sick and poor and useless, no one cares bout u, no matter what you have done for them in the past. only true friends stay by your side. i dun really mind though, i can't force them to come visit me anyway...i'm just a bit dissapointed. so i would like to stress here, choose your friends wisely. alright, let's put that saga behind, i'm well on my way to recovery. doc says it takes bout 6 months to a year b4 i can go for another op to remove the metal plate. then have to wait for another few months b4 i can be active in sports again. today, i can write, type and brush my teeth with my right hand again. another reason why my blog has been so quite, it's because i couldn't type properly with only my left hand. really slow and too many errors. so i got fed up and screwed it all. Moving on, i would like to put down a few notes regarding the making of my first ever short movie. ironically, it wasn't for any creative multimedia project but for a pitiful English media based project. Nevertheless, i enjoyed every bit of the making of process. despite my broken collar bone, my group (consisting of lesly, dennis, ivan, and calvin) managed to shoot a short movie entitiled 'The Teacher' based on the short story written by some kiasu singaporean (i forgot her name, and i just assume all singaporeans are kiasu...even i'm kiasu so what the heck). Gave it a twist and a whodunit plot. designed to shock the audience and make them think. or laugh, according to some of our classmates...u should see the way the psychotic mad hatter laughs upon viewing our video. really tough work.. first we had to discuss bout the story, the scenes, draw the storyboards, write out the screenplay, camera angles and stuff like that. filming days were the week b4 submission, really late due to my injury. had to go location hunting for our shooting scenes. thanks along, daina and murtada for your warm welcome and patience with us. thanks also to auds (for food and place), chee yong and celine (extras). after shooting is done, then comes the hardest and most time consuming part. editing! but we were slowed down by some technical difficulties. video capture card couldn't be installed, even lesly's hard drive couldn't be detected at one point (hahahaha remember that, lesly?). had to bring my PC from home to get on with the editing. spent whole day and night editing....cropping here and there mixing and matching, adding effects and sound/music...urgh...really taxing. but i guess this is what i love to do and WANT to do when i graduate. Film making. yeah baby. nothing excites me more than showing your film to an audience and have them critics, both good and bad, too improve myself. sadly though, we couldn't show it to the class on presentation day. oh well. nvm. i really strugged with DF... found it impossible to write with my left hand, let alone to draw. could've asked for extension but my lecturers are cold blooded. especially halim. so i thought, i will show him i can finish it even without extension. and i did. thanks calvin for helping me out with the inking process. everything else, i did it on my own. from sketching right up to pasting my name and ID on the illustration board. passed it up on time too. lesly and tan passed up a day later. according to lesly, he couldn't do his work if he doesn't have the mood to do so. and better to hand in quality work than to pass up crap. aiii.... nightmares are still not finished yet. still have MLE and CG. i'm really sorry to Tan and Lesly for not contributing much to MLE. the presentation part and also the end product part was fantastic though. kuddos. we did this parody of Jurrasic Park. took the original poster, modified the T-rex into a mountain biker and made a poster advertising some Exreme Mountain Biking Competition. as for CG, we all were really in a rush....we were one week late for submission. can only do this if your tutor is En. Kamarulzaman.... because of time constraint and the hours counting down for the Genting trip, i had to stay up the night b4 and do a really crappy flash animation to be handed in the next day. and i also had to finish up the english written repot and essay too. man..... passed every thing to lesly for submission as he was not following us to Genting. packed my luggage and my laptop, and off we go to Genting! it was a really long awaited break...first thought up by me when i told the guys, hey let's go for a trip at the end of this semester, i'm dying to ride on rollercoasters and free-falling platforms! two weeks ago, it seemed that this dream is broken just like my collar bone. somehow, i didn't care bout the bone as i REALLY REALLY needed to let go the stress! and it turned out fine! 'cept for my heavy laptop, the rides didn't pose a threat to my collar bone at all. basically, it was a 2 day 1 night trip. Friday and saturday (1st and 2nd april 2005). we took off from campus at about 9.30 and waited for the KTM. then we reached KL Central. ate breakfast at McD and hearing them play Chinese New Year song....wah lau eh, it's been more than a month since CNY has passed and they're still playing CNY song?!! after that, bought bus and cable car tix, hopped in the bus at 11am and dozed off. didn't sleep last night, remember? reached the cable car at 12 noon sharp. bus driver took exactly 60 minutes, as celine's new found uncle friend pointed out hahahahaha. cable car ride was 20 minutes, saw some stupid looking artifacts too. had no idea why the girls scream whenever the cable car takes off... anyway we walked a long way to our hotel, the First World (more like War Torn Third World to me) to check in. the room was really small...not what everyone expected... but auds did a good job at 'renovating' the room. oh and the phone wasn't working. put down our luggage and time to play! first ride was some cradle thingy with long chains that swing u outwards in mid air...ahhh...the cool air...then second was the cyclone. scream scream yeah yeah... then audrey wanted to sit that jumbo elephant thingy haha coz not that scary looking...after that was the water log. splash splash! one of my favourites. One ride that i really enjoyed was the Flying Coaster or better known as Superman as we called it. coz the ride is really u being superman. had to pay 10 bucks though. was worth it. Audrey the chicken heart was also persuaded to ride it! WOW! the only thing that was a big turn off was it started raining just as we wanted to ride the Corkscrew. The Solero Spaceshot was also closed for monthly maintenance. aii a bit dissapointed.... and that stupid spaceship emulator...the only enjoying moment was seeing Harith Iskandar's face at the end of the crappy video. late late lunch at Burger King's. the went for this indoor coaster ride... not really thrilling, just a lot of sudden turns... not forgetting the bumper car! everybody gang up to bang Dennis haha. a few more rounds of the indoor coaster thingy....think they went up 4 times...crazy wan. then we went and bought tickets for House of Fury later in the night at 11.15pm. went back to room and bathed then slept like a baby. woke up at 10, wanted to go to sushi king for dinner but discovered it was closed. in fact, most shops close at 10. had to settle for kenny rogers. went for the movie after dinner. i tell u, House of Fury is a must watch for kung fu flick fans. and Anthony Wong fans too! superb actor, no doubt about it. see, these are the sort of films that i hope to someday make. it's a really big ambition...but i'm gonna work hard on it. after the entertaining show, we went back to the room, watch my video 'The Teacher' that had mad hatter laughing like crazy, then went to sleep. everybody too tired. woke up the next day early. i was the first to rise. went down and bought some chicken wings to eat. then went for a short walk to enjoy the cool breeze of the morning air. really nice. went back up the room and bathed, read some newspaper and watched some documentary bout egypt, kings and their tombs before checking out and having lunch in Sushi King b4 leaving genting via the cable car and bus. the funny part was coming back to MMU in audrey's car, 7 people crampped into that small satria. wooo.... i had the priveledge to take the front passenger's seat because of my broken bone. :D for more info on the trip, visit audrey, charel and celine's blogs. list of frens who went: Dennis, Ivan, Audrey, Celine, Charel, and Shien Sim. when we reached campus, reality starts sinking in....it's time to STUDY!!!! in two day's time, the final exams will start. finals of our first year. if we pass this, we're going to Beta year! first up on monday was english paper. fairly easy. then on tuesday was CG. let me tell u that the text books that we are supposed to study tells us that the largest hard disk space is 14.4GB and Pentium II was the high end processor. and it's practically family photo album, even the family cat's in the books! many of the chapters are re-written in all three of the books. aiii... wasted so much money... anywapartly screwed for the fill in the blanks part. On friday was Maths. seriously screwed. I've never felt so helpless in maths b4. all hopes lost man. but i will still pass anyway. just hope for an A. last paper will be next week. MLE. hmmm if u look at the pattern of difficulty level, it increases after every paper... does this mean that MLE paper will be a cracker?! hope not...pls pls pls let me end my alpha year with a bang! After MLE paper, on Sunday evening the 19th of April will be the Annual T@MU Club Dinner. Lesly and I will be performing a few skits so i will have to divide my time between studies and practice. so, i guess this ends my rants. really looking forward to the holidays. I took a really long time typing this post out.... one of the longest posts that i've ever typed. I thought i had to give ya'll a hell lot to read to make up for the long wait. well here you have it, you want an update, now you've got it!

take care, god bless ya

injuries, illness, and assignments...

2005-03-10T16:09:00.000+08:00

it's been a while since i updated my blog. haven't really had the time and energy to do so. just too drained out with assignments. furthurmore, i was down with fever, flu and cough for the past few weeks. most recently, yesterday i was playing rugby and i got tackled and i feel down to the ground HARD. twisted my hip in the process, ouch! bruised all over. could barely walk. injuries are normal in this game. oh well... just hope i will recover in time for the futsal tourney on the 20th of march. hey bunny, get well soon!!!

take care, god bless ya

stopet numerology reading...yeah lesly i wish i was this guy too...

2005-02-16T19:50:00.000+08:00

Here Is Your Free Numerology Reading!

First, you as a person; the unique individual that you are. This is derived from what you typed in the "Name" area. It includes your inner urges and desires, and how you present yourself to others.

Your Inner or Soul's Urge: This is spiritual and emotional expression more than physical. It is your heart-felt desires, your incentive, how you look at life. Here are your areas of personal satisfaction. For Name: Chen Chuck Wye
(Note: For best results, use the exact spelling as first recorded at birth.)

You desire harmony, love, companionship, and peace with people; and you enjoy ease and comfort. You have great inner strength. You prefer kindness and thoughtfulness to the alternatives. As a dreamer and visionary, you desire others to know the necessity of living true to ideals.
Many people call themselves your friend. You are a natural peacemaker and diplomat.
You are often studious, attract many things to yourself, accumulate much wisdom. Spiritual and psychic sensitivity are available to you simply by your recognition of them. As such, you have the capacity to develop clairvoyant or other psychic abilities.
You try to reveal the beauties you have seen and known. You enjoy study and accumulating wisdom, especially with a background of music. You are capable of remarkable inventions.
Daily meditation may enhance your already considerable spiritual and psychic sensitivity, and this can allow you to cultivate more human understanding.

Your Personality: This is physical expression more than spiritual or emotional; your outer self, the way you express when meeting others. It may or may not be the real you. You present yourself as a special individual, imbued with self-reliance, originality, and strong will power. You often appear witty and dignified, and enjoy being around other go-getters. With a definite goal, you can be enormously productive.
You are prone to self-centeredness and want to be first in all things.
Yours is a likeable personality and can be very persuasive. To enhance this aspect of yourself, wear clothing with straight lines, well-fitted but loose, with bright and cheerful colors. If possible, do not be overweight.

Your Quiescent Self: Stripping away all outside influences, aspirations, ambitions, "shoulds", and "shouldn'ts" — this is you when you are alone; just you and your dreams. You are courageous and daring. You enjoy dreaming of accomplishments never before achieved, with yourself as leader or promoter.
Your thoughts and pleasure are related to leadership and expression of your unique self. Also, family and friends are a credit to you, and people recognize your abilities.

Your Destiny or Ultimate Goal: This is your desired lifetime accomplishment. It is a key to a useful and happy life, and to feeling fulfillment during your latter days. Your destiny lies in areas of creativity and its use to help people find inspiration and joy in living. As you express your artistic talents, your beauty, and an optimum mix of sincerity and joy, you come closer and closer to fulfilling your destiny -- which also includes popularity, personal happiness, romantic love, and money.
You have integrity and are kind, patient, cheerful, artistic, creative, and a constant source of pleasure. And use your inspiration and imagination to spread your happiness by direct people contact and by writing, speaking, music, painting, decorating, or acting.
You are a social person and enjoy entertaining and being entertained -- talkative and usually well dressed.
Second, the path you are traveling in this life. It is derived from what you typed in the "Birth Date" area. Here is where you find the type of events that tend to effect you as a person.

Your Life's Path: Here are clues to what fate has in store for you. It indicates the type of encounters, events, and opportunities you are likely to experience along your physical life path. For Birth Date: May 4, 1986

You are a humanitarian and idealist, with a path of serving mankind, doing worthwhile things for yourself and those close to you, and teaching by being an example of kindness, justice, truth, and responsibility. One of your challenges along your life path is to establish emotional balance and stability.
Your path is one of rendering service to those in need. Your strong sense of family is extended to the community, the state, and even the world. Learn to recognize when the demands of others are an effort to take advantage of your generosity rather than a true need. Finding tranquility in your home may be hard work for you, but once achieved the result can be tasteful surroundings and harmonious social and familial intercourse.
You can succeed at anything when the purpose is helping and serving others. You have a strong idealism and are at your best when you directly benefit the lives of others.

This Year's Path: Here is what you are likely to encounter this year — your feelings, your predominant perspective, and the type of situations, circumstances, and opportunities you tend to attract during the calendar year. For Year: 2005

This is your year for personal reflection and perfection, a year of introspection. You feel like analyzing everything you have been and are doing. You think about beauty, love, perfection, and what life is all about.
You spend a good deal of time alone, getting acquainted with yourself and your new inner power. This year you gain a better understanding of your emotions and your spiritual nature. Take time out to rest, study, read, and travel, and to look at life from a different angle. Find outlets for personal creative expression.
If you have psychic, spiritual, new age, or mystic interests, this is the year to pursue those studies.
Quality is your standard.

Next Year's Path: For Year: 2006

This is your year of achievement, your year to make great strides in business, employment, promotions, monetary compensation, and/or the accumulation of possessions. It is your harvest time.
You feel ambition stirring, a desire to better your financial condition. To accomplish this, it is necessary to be businesslike, efficient, and practical all year.
Many opportunities present themselves. To gain your rewards, move forward in a businesslike manner and with sustained effort. Your state of mind, mental capacity, education, experience, and self-confidence are all part of your success and financial advancement.
You feel desire to make a special effort to improve or bring to a successful conclusion some of the ideas and dreams of the past years.
This is a year of action. Place your abilities on the market with a sense of self-confidence and authority.

And there is more: Much more! The above is a basic numerology reading. But there are many more aspects that haven't been covered. Examples: lucky numbers, power number, the essences, challenges, pinnacles.
And there are other meta-physical sciences as well, which have helped people.
Your journey may have only just begun.

take care, god bless ya

the best day in my life.....

2005-02-14T21:56:00.000+08:00

Saturday, 12th february. won't forget this day. the sweetest day in my life. no need to elaborate... haha. renewed my love for fresh oysters. they rock! yeah baby! and that sizzling steak! oooh haven't tasted that for months aledi...but there was one thing that i regret i didn't do. foolish me...didn't ask..oh well, i'm glad you enjoyed the evening!

Sunday, 13th february. went church in the afternoon as usual. learned about two types of christian. one, a pessimist (solomon). two, an optimist (apostle paul, job). evening played football...twisted that same ankle again! carried on playing, ignoring the pain. scored two goals in the process...suffer after the game. still thinking bout last night...back in mmu at night!

Monday, 14th february. St. Valentine's day. hmmm...just like any other normal day...it's back to class and work. no more enjoy enjoy. haha. still thinking bout saturday night. very happy, just have one regret. foolish foolish me....

take care, god bless ya

CNY, Third day

2005-02-12T04:12:00.000+08:00

Slept for the whole day coz was playing cards whole night. Relatives come again for mahjong. Then eat dinner again in the house. Another yee sang. haha. Got bbq pork ribs, got chicken, got big mushrooms wah a lot more. Forgot what I ate. Then at midnight went midvalley to watch Seoul Raiders starring Tony Leong, Richie Ren and Hsu Qi. Quite nice. Especially the babes. hehe.

take care, god bless ya

CNY, Second day

2005-02-11T20:11:00.000+08:00

wah today so many relatives came(from mom's side). means more ang pau. everybody ate lunch in my house. after that play cards. i won a few ringgit....my dad as the banker lost about RM300. haha. at night had dinner with relatives from my father's side pulak. then only i go see my frens. they came to my house at 11pm and we started playing blackjack until 6 in the morning. fuh! when i was banker that time, i was winning so much man. skali come final round everybody bet so high make me lose RM60. then somebody else become banker and this time i wallop him back my RM60. nyeh nyeh. well, so much for the second day!

take care, god bless ya

CNY, First day

2005-02-10T03:02:00.000+08:00

the morning started off with some lion dance performance in my neighbour's and friend's house. then some of my father's frens came. got ang pau. watched brazil trash hong kong. then in the evening went visiting my mom's aunt and uncle. more ang pau. dinner at The Curve. Come back watch Jiang Hu starring andy lau, jacky cheung, shawn yue and edison chen on astro. total ang pau earnings: RM 320.

take care, god bless ya

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

2005-02-09T03:02:00.000+08:00

It has arrived! The festival that i've been looking forward to every year! b4 that is of course the traditional reunion dinner. aunty uncles all come. makan makan big time. got suckling pig, abalone & mushrooms, yee sang, peking duck, curry chicken, tiger prawns, lettuce as vegetables, and ngai kua soup woohooo!!! played fireworks with frens at 11 till 1 in the morning. then go yamcha at stevens corner. man so many people playing fireworks. now it's 3 in the morning and i still can hear fireworks blasting towards the night sky. it's like a warzone man. then got one police car come near my neighbour's house who was playing those illegal fire crackers. the auntie say, "ah mali mali kita kasi ang pau" (come come we give ang pau) then the policemen took it and drove off... sheesh... my frens and i bought rockets. BIG ones. damn cun. then also got those that shoot coloured balls. dragon eggs also got. total about RM190. aim at each other hahaha! chuen kena the most...his shirt all got black circles aledi. then we throw some small ones into bottles and see them crack those bottles. every year also like this wan. tradition aledi. damn nice lah. *wish you were here...* can't wait to start collecting ang paus tomolo! GONG HEI FATT CHOI!!!

take care, god bless ya

Blog Update #3

2005-02-06T06:07:00.000+08:00

Phew! at long last! i have finished and completed the layout change! it took me two freakin' nights to figure out which part has errors and to correct them. kinda like debugging. man i can really get addicted when it comes to HTML editing java scripting. just too anxious to see the results of my hard work! just imagine lah, two whole nights i didn't sleep from friday night until yesterday night, just to perfect my blog. and the satisfaction, UMPH! By now all of you should have noticed a heavy hint of pro-Firefox and anti-IE atmosphere around here. hehehe... you're damn right. i designed this entire blog based solely on firefox, no compensation for IE whatsoever. i dun care if my blog looks like a devastated warzone when viewed with IE, or if the links dun work, or if my shoutbox dissapears, coz it looks just sweet and everything's working intact with Firefox. Bravo Ff SFX Team! Some of u might even think, "wow! over 500 visitors already??!!". well to be honest, a large number of them were myself. the explanation? no, not to beat lesly in gaining more visitors... he beats me flat... it's becoz i was doing so much testing and previewing the blog during the last two nights. From 200 over to 500 over visitors in two days. gila siao man.... Back to the updates. you might notice some missing stuff. but first, i wanna stress that the Shoutbox IS THERE IN THE CHAT SECTION. of course, if you're using IE, u won't be able to click on that 'chat' link and thus unable to access my shoutbox. so go download firefox now. i've dumped the calendar as it was not working anymore. the matrix box also gone. as for the clock and date, i used a different script. this one displays the time for major countries in the world too. cun. dunno what for lah but hey, still cun. haha. the date below also change aledi, if it falls on a holiday, it will display the name of the public holiday next to the date (ie. New Year's Day). CNY and valentine's day coming so can check and see whether it works or not. I think now everyone can play and listen to music aledi. coz now i found a new web hosting site which allows more (A LOT) transfer bandwidth, though not unlimited. so if you can't see the music player, try pressing Ctrl-F5 to completely refresh this page and try see whether got or not. if still dun have then maybe i have reached the bandwidth limit becoz of all the testing. "Just for Laughs" section is still there, but the Google Search bar looks really out of place. i might consider throwing it away as well. Overall i wouldn't rate my blog as being appeasing or very nice. just ok. wei heng says it's not user friendly. give me your thoughts, k? remember to read the long text (disclaimer) at the bottom of the page! Till next time, chalos!

take care, god bless ya

Whole new look

2005-02-05T09:12:00.000+08:00

I'm a Stephen Chow fan. i really enjoyed his new movie Kung Fu Hustle. Thus, the new look of my blog. hope u like it as much as i do!

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What a week!

2005-02-03T22:00:00.000+08:00

This week has been hands down the busiest and most hectic week ever in my life. never have i been so busy to the extent that i stayed up awake ALL NIGHT for FOUR CONSECUTIVE days! first up is always DF. a three week assignment crammed up into 3 days! see lah, procastinate some more....do until my eyes also got black rings aledi. pimples all coming out also....too tensed up wei...my classmates also suffered with me hahhaha. namely lesly, wei heng, ivan, calvin, dand dennis. all stayed up and skipping classes whole week man. handing up time was on wed 9am. i finished at 8.30am...fuh...gile ah. handing up the assignment was like utopia. you can just feel the weight being lifted off your shoulders. well, almost all of the weight, coz still got CG to finish up!!! ARGH!! for all my hard work, the lecturer just blasted my work saying it was crap...well that was not what she said lah but same meaning lah haha. dun care lah as long as i pass up my work *COMPLETE*. as for CG, me and my group members, lesly, wei heng and sadra thought we could finish it the same day but alas, that was not to be. i 'accidentally' fell asleep half an hour b4 CG tutorial where we were supposed to hand in out assignment...too tired wei cannot tahan and becoz lesly's sleeping also influenced me to join him in dreamland. so i missed the class and we had to pass up the next day which is today lah. again, we thought we could finish latest by 4 but it wasn't meant to be again! printing and binding the magazine took approx. 1 hour 30 minutes, by the time we started printing it was like 5.30pm aledi. slipped the magazine and CD under Mr. Kamarulzaman's (our CG tutor) door at 7.30 pm. oh well...at least we submitted a 14 page magazine when only 4 pages is required (which most other groups did)...coz we really wanted to make this a good piece of work and hopefully get extra marks hahaha but most importantly to satisfy ourselves. always give 110% (kiasu mah haha!). and it's not easy designing the magazine using the world's worst ever software known as Adobe Pagemaker 6.5. it sucked so bad that we swore never to use it again man. we kept cursing the program and finding it's faults. lesly was so frustrated, even saying that when the programmers created this software, they thought, "hey, since we already have so many good programs such as photoshop and etc, why dun we play a fool and make this pagemaker a total crap software??!!" LOL. seriously wei, i think even the crappy microsoft publisher is better. Adobe Indesign should be used instead of Pagemaker. i mean, why would someone program a software that doesn't let u Undo most actions? rubbish. and just selecting a simple line took lesly 5 minutes... dun ask why... just know that pagemaker sucks big time. my printer also went out of ink aledi... our Support Firefox, Ditch IE Campaign continues. we went as far as to promote firefox in our magazine assignment and humiliate IE. muahahahahhaha. oh yeah today we also saw a gal with a very pointy ass wearing a short skirt....hmmmm go figure it out yourselves...she's like tonggeng tonggeng while walking...dennis was the first to notice hahaha coz we were walking directly behind that girl. gee...i wonder how many more surprises are in store for us this week. anyway, chinese new year is coming! wohoooo!! this saturday is my dear fren, Charel's birthday so i would like to take this oppurtunity to wish her happy becomming birthday in case i forget. i WILL get you a present dun worry...but not a book! haha! Happy holidays to all my frens, see you again after the break! more assignments and studies to do, yeah??!! GAMBATEH!!!

take care, god bless ya

Blog Update

2005-01-31T11:29:00.000+08:00

Greetings again ya'll! This is the second blog update. as u can see i've done major additions/changes to my blog. Most notably i've added the 'Matrix words' box. others include a joke of the day, hit counter, calendar and google search bar for those of you who are lazy to type google.com in the web address bar! You can also see if i'm online or not on YM! Another thing is the music player. since many say they like the fate twisters song and have asked for the singer's name, i've put his name there. And since everybody doesn't like the Leo Koo song as much, i've decided to dump it and replace it with TVB's Triumph In The Skies theme song performed by Eason Chan. The drama series is really a good one. stars Francis Ng and Flora Chan. oh yeah another thing, DOWNLOAD FIREFOX NOW IF YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOT IT! Like Snecx said, No Firefox, No Access for you hahahaha! No, seriously, get it, it's the best browser in the world. You can click on the Firefox button located below my Archives links. It's faster, better, and safer! No more SPAM! NO MORE SLOW TRAFFIC! Experience tab browsing and pop-up blocking! And no, i'm not getting paid by the Firefox team for advertising their product here... it's a community sharing thing says Lesly hahaha. till next time, see ya around!

take care, god bless ya

fuh! finish one project!

2005-01-28T14:00:00.000+08:00

one word to sum up the Basic Theatre Course: "WOW!". really great bunch of people. found some new talents. i enjoyed myself a lot. happy with my own and my group's performance as well...coz when practising we like always screw up then when presenting that time damn cun...as i said, i play this kidnapped chinese guy with a heavy chinese slang when speaking malay. naturally people laughed at my antics. and the best part is when i actually spoke cantonese and people were like laughing so loud. i didn't do that in practise...was on the spot...i also dunno why suddenly come out wan haha. neesa acted as this really seductive cat. YES A CAT! sort of like catwoman. Shan plays this cool guy and along, well, another seductive lady trying to convince shan. lesly's play was also interesting....a lot of one-liners but really hard to pull off the comedy. in the end, what they were trying to do was finding the right spot to piss!! hahaha lol as for new talents, Zeek played a monkey. YES A MONKEY (also in neesa's play). and i gotta admit he's really good at it (since he's actually a monkey anyway lol!) then there's this particular 'mayat stim'. dun ask. go figure it out for yourself lol!! everybody was like laughing at the mayat stim. Razis was his name. Alifah was in my group and she did really well as a 'gelabah'(panicky) character. azfar and liyana both did hilarious things in their play. Fariq plays the emotional side of shan in their play. and yeah you got DA VOICE MA MAN! oh yeah ADLI! adli plays this really poyo and angry guy...though in reality he's never shown his angry side to me but he always have the poyo attitude so i think he did very well! HAHAHAHA! i would like to thank Baim, our T@MU president, Megat, my group's facilitator, my group members, E, Fariq, Yas, Shahrul, Afzan, Along, Shan, and Alifah. not to forget all the Hicom of T@MU and all those who participated, even those who just came to have a look. the last activity for the course was a game conducted by Baim called Jebat Kata or in english version Simon Says. Along became the champion! Go girl! prizes were given out to every group! wow we got so many stuff, mandarin, packet drinks, GIANT packet drinks, twisties, cheezels, and appolo cakes. Thank you all for making this a success!

take care, god bless ya

theatre theatre!!!

2005-01-27T03:29:00.000+08:00

this day started not so good....i woke up late for DF class!!! argh!!! and i learned that assignment's due next week!!! oh God.. CG class pulak cancel...then went jaga T@MU booth...noght came and the day has finally arrived! The Basic Theatre Course!really wanted to go for CG but what to do... anyway the course was great! though attendance was not as many as those who registered their names (more than half didn't turn up, if you're one of them , no worries :P). but still i think this is the ideal crowd. not too many not too little people. about 20 sumthing i think, including us Hicoms... first was the usual lah, warming up! then split to groups and ice breaking. my faci was this really cool director which i have experience working with b4, Megat. damn power this guy, he directed Tat Nenas which won the KL theatre festival and many many awards...then up next was script reading. i got this role of a 'malay speaking-corpse-buying-apek-who-got-kidnapped-by-a-bunch-of-girls'. so i get to use the chinese slang yay! haha. practise practise then we got the hang of it...have to memorize the script though, for tomorrow (today actually) have perform on stage already! luckily only 5 minutes hehehehe...damn my bones are like, "so long never act already!!!" a bit rusty i might say... met some new theatre people. nice bunch. can't wait for tomorrow (today lah)!!! those who wanna see me act please come to the FCM atrium (in front of e-gallery) at 11.00pm 27/1/2005 yeah babeh!!!

take care, god bless ya

Full Gospel Assembly Church

2005-01-23T23:05:00.000+08:00

today Sunday 23rd January 2005, i attended my first service at 11am in FGA (Old Klang Road). Just 5 minutes drive from my house. I was given a warm welcome by the church goers there. mentioned i was from MMU and they said other MMU students will be coming at 6pm. today i learned about consecrating your life to God. Not just be 'Sunday Church Christians' but 'Everyday Christians'. Praise the Lord for allowing me to join the fellowship of FGA. However, i still pray for your guidance and showing me the light. I've been rejected by my closest frens and my family still haven't know i'm a Christian. Dear Lord pls give me the strength to go through this. Hope that everything will turn out fine.

take care, god bless ya

Same old me...

2005-01-20T18:02:00.000+08:00

Why have some of you are seeing me as a different person? no matter what i believe in, i'm still me, i'm still David and Chuck Wye (for those of you who address me with either these two names). so why the fuss? sigh...
moving on, today a lot of my coursemates got their MUET result slips. So far i have yet to see anyone score a band 6. i heard juliana got band 5.8! wow congrats... and congrats for those who got good marks too! For those who feel unsatisfied with their results, i will still congratulate you for your effort and hope that you will do better if you're planning to retake it and i encourage you guys/gals to do so. i myself haven't taken MUET yet. so maybe we can take the test together in the future yeah? succeeding together is even better than individual success.
Looking forward to a short break this weekend...this past week had been hectic with assignment datelines. Next monday still got class, tuesday no class, then thursday is MATHS QUIZ! argh...must study aledi...although only one chapter...and no, i'm not a maths genius, i'm just like any of you guys, have to work for it. so if you work together with me we, would taste success together, god willing. man, i'm really obsessed with group successes eh? maybe becoz i grew up in that environment. when i was in that boarding school for the last 6 years, we emphasized on our batch's success. the strong will help the weak. PMR results we became the third best school in Malaysia. the next year's batch became the best school in the country. and also the countless theatre productions and rugby and football games that i've been involved in...all of them are successes for a bunch of people. so let's share and we shall all benefit. for those of you who are 'kedekut ilmu', i pray for you to change your ways. not becoz for my own benefit but for everyone's good. i wanna see every face of our current batch in the coming years still.
so i guess this rounds up this week's academic progress. there's still football practice this weekend. another tourney is coming up right after CNY. Oh yeah b4 i forget, tomorrow is one of my best childhood friend, Woo Liang Chuen's birthday. i would like to wish him Happy 19th birthday and pray that all his wishes come true (the good ones, of course haha!). damn i'm always a few months younger than you cis! i remember last time i said to my elder cousins and uncles, "you just wait, i will chase up to your age". foolish kid i was...hahahaha.
alright, take care peeps, remember, i'm still me, unchanged a single bit. just that i have awaken from a long long sleep. see ya around!

take care, god bless ya

Choi San Dou!!!!

2005-01-19T19:37:00.000+08:00

BRAVO CNYE NIGHT COMMITEE!! CNYE NIGHT WAS GREAT!!! though i only went for the final quarter of it :P. after CF i went to MPH to have a look see look see...and i must say i'm impressed with the drama and the closing ceremony. T'WAS A BLAST! My type of event... suddenly i feel so proud to be chinese haha. and best of it all, i didn't need to pay a single cent! coz went there so late that the bouncer also say just go in lah dun care aledi no need buy ticket aledi... the drama was in mandarin but had subtitles on the two big screens and the production rented two big spotlights (and some other lights but not sure) coz MPH's lighting system sux! and the actors and actresses had clip-on mics. sigh, when can i realise my dream of doing a cantonese play...hope u people support ya? Till next time.

take care, god bless ya

A new beginning....

2005-01-19T13:11:00.000+08:00

He has provided the soil. He has provided moist and essence. Gentle winds carry the child and lands it on many places, some rough and some smooth, but eventually the child sits in the warmth of the earth. The seed is planted. Sprouts come out. the stem grows. A flower blossoms. the Journey doesn't stop here...in fact, it never stops until we reach our Destination, which leads right back to Him. The grown plant still has to endure bad weather. the plant still has to hope and pray that no bees, or scissors, or itchy fingers come close to it, for it knows that it cannot move or run away from them. Eventually, if the plant still survives, it will continue growing and become stronger until the day it's leaves and petals whiter away one by one. At the end of the day, it knows that it's life has been meaningful and it has returned to the heavens above.

This is just how i felt yesterday, metaphorically. i just wanna thank Him for showing me the light and the way. not to forget you wonderful people that i got to know. and of course, you, for encouraging and supporting me all these while, when i had no faith and no trust and no refuge. a big thank you and hugs to all of ya!

take care, god bless ya

Blog Update

2005-01-12T17:13:00.000+08:00

Greetings all! i've updated my blog with the help of Snecx. we added two songs to the site, one is the Fate Twisters theme and the other by Leo Koo (dunno the title). to listen to the songs, you have to click on the play button and wait for it to load. after it finishes loading, you can switch between the songs by clicking the next and previous buttons. you can also stop the songs if you dun wish to be bothered by music :) i have also resized my bald head pic to suit IE users coz b4 this the About Me, Shoutbox and Links section were found at the bottom of the page. In firefox, the pic will automatically resize to it's original size if you move ur mouse over the pic. More updates coming soon!

take care, god bless ya

tourney results: Phantom Ace knocked out in second round!

2005-01-09T15:17:00.000+08:00

the day had arrived. 24 teams pitting against each other to claim the top prize of RM750 with jerseys and medals and a trophy. Seeing the other teams, i really thought we would not even make it to the second round... first group match, Phantom Ace vs Ilham FC, we won 2-0. First goal scored by a Siong Chin on a set piece free kick. A real thunderous blast heading for the top right corner left the keeper wondering what just went past him. Second goal came in the second half when Nicholas, another playmaker, shot in a cracker from just over the middle line. With three points in the bag, i was substituted in as a central defender and at one time cleared a shot off the line with my belly....huh... final whistle. my left ankle is still a bit numb but my knee is feeling great already. Second match, vs Blue Thunder who beat Ilham FC by 4 goals to nil. that means both Phantom Ace and Blue Thunder advance to second round. all we had to do was just play like a friendly. But that wasn't the case, as they beat us 2-0. Not even with three men in defense, including yours truly, could stop their attack. Nevertheless, we qualified for the second round. Next and final match for my team, vs Ketupat. Really fast paced team trashing and pummeling us 4-1. we knew we couldn't beat them so all of us went Gung-Ho and left a gaping hole in defense. thus, the goal glut. I played as striker and scored one but surely just a consolation goal as we were trailing 3-1 by the time i scored my goal and playing time was ticking away. A great match nonetheless...gave my all, out of breath after the match. i came to realise that we're just not quite there yet and needed to practise more and harder if we are to be a force to be reckoned with in OUG and Kuchai hahaha! Great experience, i thought we would have gone out in the group stage...though our target was to reach the quarter finals, but second round seemed more realistic after seeing the quality of the other players in the tourney. I really like to thank God for giving me the oppurtunity to play even after picking up an injury yesterday. my teamates, you guys were great! And thank YOU, for giving me the support and courage to play despite my injury and when i was feeling so down yesterday. somehow i feel like i have let you down, as i thought I could actually do better. well football is a team game, we can't win with one player. unless he's a shaolin footballer or superman haha! Now that this tourney is over, i'm looking forward to the next one and hope you will be there to give the support! Football and Man Utd forever!

take care, god bless ya

Futsal Tourney has arrived

2005-01-09T02:19:00.000+08:00

well...the day has finally arrived...the FUTSAL TOURNAMENT! and i twisted my ankle/knee yesterday... what bad luck...pray pray pray to god that my leg will heal in time... i trained my ass off for this competition! i keep my faith in Him...hopefully my team wins or at least let me play a game or two. oh btw, thanks for the spiritual advice! u know who you are! will be playing at Score Arena, Kuchai.

take care, god bless ya

new year, new hope?

2005-01-01T18:51:00.000+08:00

these past weeks had been bizzare...first and foremost is Christmas!! i really wanted to go home and have dinner with my family...my sister come back some more...but what to do, i had practise on the eve. so can only go back on christmas day...watched kung fu hustle on that day also...damn funny...stephen chow fan for life! then i got theatre to worry bout on tuesday the 28th. and sudents from the whole world are watching us perform...did it the best i could...at least some people laughed at my antics...i got the inspiration from Leonardo, the main character in 'Not Just A Pretty Face', acted by roger kwok, the same guy in square pegs as Ah Wong...miss the times he says 'Lou Poh Jai'!! I tell u, i enjoyed it so much i plan to use that same character and maybe improvise on it in my next play, if there is a next play, that is... Charel should know...she saw my play. b4 the play went to buy a surprise present for my dear fren... since DVDs are such a pain in the ass i thought better buy VCD lah...the night after that gave it to her, but that time she was damn tired until like half dead already haha not much response...a delayed christmas present also didn't help revitalise her energy for the late night practise...went home the next day. then it's futsal training everyday again! part fun part suffering. the tourney is on the 9th Jan. which means it's next week lah!! haiyo...die lah die lah..i told one of my best frens, if my team ever wins the tourney, i will eat the ball and goal post in front of him (haha!) like the shaolin soccer part where the commentator had to eat the mic and table...bodoh gile... anyway i just really hope to win the tourney...my first competitive tourney ever. the tsunami disaster really had an effect on me...though i don't show it, i'm hurting inside...i feel sympathy for those who lost their lives and loved ones. just imagine if it happened to us who are still happy and healthy right now...sigh... and because of that i began to look to God again for some answers...WHY WHY WHY must these innocent people suffer? there must be a reason. whatever the reason, i'm sure He has plans for us, for example, the world has united as one in helping to raise funds and shelter for victims. for once the world is peaceful and together in prayers. God sure has unusual ways to change us...and for the first time in my life, i actually started to believe in christ. i had a few christian friends who explained a lot on the way God helps us, how much he loves us. you know who you are. i still need to do more research and consult more people b4 embracing christianity. there's still a lot of unanswered questions in my mind. though i know not all of them can be answered, i hope it is enough for me to be a believer myself. A cross...yes i bought one for myself. it's a necklace really. the pendant, a small cross inside a bigger cross.. looks nice. i also had a nice chat/discussion with Lesly Leon Lee on various religions. he's a christian himself. we discussed so much on christianity, islam, buddhism and other religions. really interesting to hear his views. i'm not saying that i'm being influenced by friends to join christianity. it's from my heart. and as the new year blossoms, i think it should be time for me to turn over a new leaf. start believing more in God. didn't do much on new year's eve... just hang around with some frens at home playing Need For Speed Underground 2...it's like a marathon...play until the morning haha...one guy got so drunk and started talking so much bull crap...made us all laugh...really missed my dear friend though...but all i could do was just call and wish happy new year. wish i could be there to celebrate with ya. but thanks for the wonderful lunch though. really great! your mom's cooking is still the best!!! argh when can i taste those pork again!!! ARGH (mouth watering aledi...tummy grumbling)!!! well, next week's cyber christmas night! wow can't wait to see the performances...and after that join in some chat with those CF people...i've got lots of questions for them... hope someone can teman me yah? if not i scared i will get shy lah haha! the MMU worlds debate was fantastic... hope to see the final...but dunno where and when :P who wanna join me??!! come come let's go watch!!!!!!! till then, take care always and see you in the New Year!

confused...confused...

2004-12-21T00:16:00.000+08:00

i really dunno what or who to believe...something that is not alive but words of the heart or the words that come out from a live person...at least for me the situation is still not cleared yet...i'm really confused and scared to face the truth...is it real? or is it all just a 'set-up' for me? will it drag me down deeper into the dark hole that i'm already in right now? do i see light at the other end? i'm not sure...i can't say that i dun care, coz i really do...so much in fact that i can barely sleep just thinking about the whole affair...

suan le...suan le...

2004-12-20T12:07:00.000+08:00

i'm crushed....destroyed, broken, humiliated, embarrased, (insert adjective here)...heavens why me? i thought everything was going well...then reality sinks in. what am i still doing here? why the hell do i still feel this way? now i realise i'm being so silly...hoping for nuts. hoping for something that will never come...i could let go but i didn't want to. why so stubborn? and stupid? and silly? can i do anything to turn things around? of course not...people choose what they want and what they like....even i do myself.. just that some people get what they want and some don't. can i forget? and can i put on a brave face and look you straight in the eyes again? or will i just fade away with my head low staring at the ground? i dun need help...why should i need help? i'll just pick myself up again...i've been through this b4...just that it's not so bad the last time..this time i am for real...you can take anything away from me but please not my heart. happy... just hope for the time to come, everybody will be happy...it'll be hard, but that's the best that i hope for...to see a smile on a face is always better than having to face someone's back forever....

at long last! a post!!!

2004-12-14T00:59:00.000+08:00

well i'll be damned! it's been so long since my last post i almost forgot i even had a blog! well i've been away to new zealand on vacation with my family...the most exciting part was bungy jumping off the kawarau bridge at 43 meters high off the river...haha and i shaved my head bald! gosh i sure miss my frens back in mmu....looking forward to seeing them again next week...

The Great MMU Story

2004-10-22T02:45:00.000+08:00

Maran wrote:
I woke up sweating, and my eyes automatically strayed towards the digital electric powered clock on my reading table.

The brightly lit LCD digits showed 00:00:01.

This is the 5th day I’ve been having the same dream again, and the 5th time I got up at exactly one second past midnight – looking at the digital clock and wondering what that dream was all about.

I read somewhere that most people can’t really remember their dream after waking up, no wonder how vivid it might have been. I don’t seem to be having that problem at all as I can remember exactly what I dreamed about.

First I was riding on the back of a strong white horse, towards a huge castle. On the sky, I saw two white dragons following me. I remember thinking of wheather the dragons are chasing me, or are they flying above to watch over me. Then without realizing it, I am already at the castle’s gate. The castle itself was monstrously big, dark and gloomy that an air of doom hung above it. Something tells me that I have to go in, but something else tells me that I should turn back and face the dragons.

That was when suddenly I saw this huge serpent coming out of the castle, poised as if it wants to attack me. I could see its menacing eyes of one which was blue while the other was red. I could see my own reflection on these eyes, and that was the weirdest thing of all.

On its blue eye, I see myself sitting on the horse, looking valiant, fearless and saw a trace of a crown on my head although it’s not so clearly defined. On the other eye which was red, I see myself riding a black horse instead. When I looked closely, I noticed that my face does not resemble a human at all…but something so monstrous and scary!

It’s at this point that I always wake up, and here I am wondering the same thing for the 5th time. What is going on? What should I do? What does these dreams means? Suddenly from the corner of my eyes I saw lightning flash by through my window, and a loud thunder followed…

Miss zaiha wrote:
... looking beyond the great thunder, I absent-mindedly touched my forehead. Good gracious - I thought - I hope I'm not turning into a Harry Potter.

LEN_sure win wrote:
Thank god...i am not Harry Potter.But something seems odd here.Why the same dream every night ??? Is there any hidden messages that is asking me to seek the truth ? Or is it that i have been reading too many Harry Potter books ? So many questions...but nothing seems to lead to an answer....Yet somehow....they seem like they interwined...Like as though they are connected to each other...But how ? Argh...i can't bother about all this now...i need to have my sleep. If not, i won't be able to wake up in time for classes again tomorrow. I don't want to be barred from exams!!!

LEN_hidayahhanani wrote:
But before I went to sleep I decided to go to the bathroom instead but stopped when I saw a shadow moving at the corridor. Instead of going to the toilet, I went to follow the shadow. The corridor was pitch dark and I can only see a small black figure of the shadow. The faster my step is chasing the shadow, the faster it ran away from me. Just when I was about to reach it, I saw something weird, something absurd, something that is so out of this world. The shadow starts to flap its wing and flew up just as soon my hand reach its back.

All of a sudden, the whole corridor is filled with light and the source of the light is not from the lamp. It is from a wand! The shadow is a little girl, with a pointy ears hovering above me, holding a wand. She looks like... a fairy? I just cannot believe what I am seeing right now. The girl has a pale white skin, she is very pretty but yet she has a very sad looking face.

"Hero. Finally, we have met. Forgive me if I have frightened you earlier. But I don't seem to have the guts to see you, hero." The little fairy spoke to me as if she has been watching me for such a long time.

"It is time, hero. Time cannot be wasted. Fairies and angels's life is at stake. You have to come with me, hero."

"Hero? Who are you calling hero? Me? You must have got the wrong person here little fairy. Who are you? No it's actually... what are YOU?"

"I am not making a mistake. It is already written in the White Angel Book thousands of years ago that you are going to save us, fairies and angels from The Land of Purity. I am Little Angelus Raphael, daughter of Fairies and angels leader from The Land of Purity, Sir Angelio Rapahael. I have come to bring you to The Land of Purity to save our land!"

"I absolutely cannot go with you. No way! Where is this Pure Land anyway? I have to go to school tomorrow morning. I've got examinations going on. Besides, I've got plenty of things to do. People will be looking for me if I am gone. You have got the wrong person! Oh God, I must've been dreaming again! I better go back to bed so I can woke up and have this all gone by tomorrow morning."

"Wait hero. You cannot go! You are not dreaming. It is written in the White Angel Book...."

"Thousands of years ago! Yes, yes I know! You've said that before. Look Little Angelus, you have absolutely got the wrong guy! I'm a serious smoker. I'm the most wanted black listed student in school. You ought to look for someone who's heart is pure, with no sins just like you! Not a maniac like me!"
Maran wrote:
"Thousands of years ago! Yes, yes I know! You've said that before. Look Little Angelus, you have absolutely got the wrong guy! I'm a serious smoker. I'm also the most wanted, black listed student in school. You ought to look for someone whose heart is pure, with no sins just like you! Not a maniac like me!"

"But wait! You have to listen" whined the Little Angelus, almost in tears.

I did not wait any longer, instead I just turned around and walked away thinking that I seriously need to go and see a doctor in the morning. Not only am I not sleeping right, but I am hallucinating! I half expected the Little Angelus to fly around and stop me, but it didn't.

I walked slowly towards my room, keeping my eyes widely open just in case I fall asleep while walking and start dreaming again. All this years, I have never thought that I would be the one to sleep walk. My grandmother had that sickness, but I guess it is hereditary after all. Some oddity skip a generation I've heard, and obviously this one has been passed on to me.

When I reached the door of my room, I slightly pinched myself to make sure I am awake. Sure enough, I could feel my pinch vividly. In fact, I think I pinched myself a bit too hard that I actually flinched in pain. Sighing, I opened the door. I took a step forward into the room when suddenly there was a flare of bright light, as if someone had just used a camera to snap my picture. My hand shot up to cover my eyes, and when I took it down to look again, I found myself staring up, face to face with a creature I can only define as a centaur, in the middle of a green, bright jungle!

LEN_sure win wrote:
"Oh my god!!!" I yelled. I began to run. All that i can think of now is to save my own life. I don't know where i am now neither i have the time to think about that. This is just a nightmare. I am just dreaming. Suddenly i stopped running. I cannot move my legs. It is like as though it is stuck fast on the ground. Oh my god, what am i suppose to do ??? Just as i was thinking of a way to save myself, the little fairy appeared again. She waved her tiny wand and i felt like as though i was floating in the air. Wings !!!! I have wings!!!!! Can this be true ???? As i was wondering what happen, she pulled my hand and took me flying across the blue blue sky. I turned my head back and saw the centaur was stamping it's feet. it look so small now,compare to what i saw just now. Wait....where am i now ??? "Hey...where are we now ???? " I want to go home. The one you are looking for is not me. You've got the wrong guy! Send me home now!!"

LEN_hidayahhanani wrote:
Wait....where am i now ??? "Hey...where are we now ???? " I want to go home. The one you are looking for is not me. You've got the wrong guy! Send me home now!!"

“Sorry I can’t do that, hero. You have to come with me. You have to see this! You have to help us… please”
“Just tell me where in the world are we??”
“We’re not in your world anymore, hero. We are about to enter, The Land of Purity. The Land of angels and fairies” As she said that, at the east I saw the sun rising. It does not look like our typical sun, it is more, beautiful. It lights up the whole land.
“Look, hero” Little Angelus pointed ahead as I turned my head around, I just could not believe my eyes. I have never seen a land that looks so pure and so beautiful.
“Where is this Purity Land? Am I in heaven right now?”
“No. Absolutely, not. One must die and be judged by their good deeds before they can enter heaven. This is a place where angels and fairies can see. No human in this world can see it unless we show it to them. Hero, Welcome to the Land of Purity!”

As we flew overhead, I saw something that is so out of my world. Waterfall, where its water is made out of milk. Rainbow is made so you can walk on it. Mushrooms and flowers and fruits, were made as their house. I was enjoying the view when I stopped dead for I saw at one point; almost half of the Land is destroyed far ahead. The part where I am flying right now is white and bright while the other half is dark and totally destroyed. I gasped as I saw two dragons flying overhead the destroyed part of the land. The exact same dragon that I saw flying over me in my dreams!

“What’s the matter, hero?” Little Angelus stopped when she saw me gasped.
“Those dragons! What are they doing here!?”
“They looking over if the city is fully destroyed and they’re looking for some of escaped fairies and angels”
“But we’re invisible now. I cast a spell on both of us. Do not fret, hero.”
“But… I saw those dragons in my dreams. This couldn’t be it! This must be that dream again! Oh no!"

Maran wrote:
“But… I saw those dragons in my dreams. This couldn’t be it! This must be that dream again! Oh no!"

Suddenly there was a flash of lightning, followed by a loud crack of thunder. There was a look of horror on Little Angelus's face.

"Oh no!" she cried.

"Oh no? I don't like 'Oh No'...why did you say 'Oh No'?"

"The lightning has tampered with my invisibility spell. We will be seen by those dragons!" said Little Angelus, trembling with fear.

"Well do something! Get us out of here!" I shouted. Little Angelus nodded and started to fly faster, this time heading down and pulling me along. After a while I can actually see a huge castle, and that was when I felt something was wrong. It was the same castle from my dream of course, and Little Angelus is obviously taking me straight into it. Somehow, my instincts told me that I should not enter the castle. Just like in my dreams, there was that feeling of doom and dread surrounding the monstrously huge construction.

"Angelus...whose castle is that?" I asked. From the corner of my eyes I saw the dragons again and to my horror, they were heading straight towards us and they were flying really fast!

"Hurry Hero....we must take refuge inside that castle. The white dragons have seen us. If they catch us, we're doomed! This land and everything we cherish will be doomed as well. The fate of this entire kingdom is in your hands...hurry!"

I turned back and took a good look at the dragons. At the rate we were flying the dragons are bound to catch up with us any second now.

That was when I heard a cry.

It was an agonizing cry, so heart wrenching and it was very loud. It was the cry of a mother who has lost a child, the heartbroken cry of someone that has lost a lover forever...the cry of an innocent child who has lost his beloved toy, all combined into one. When I turned to look, I realized that the cry was coming from the dragons!

Nothing evil will ever be capable of producing that kind of agony! It was as if the dragons were warning me...but of what? What is going on here?

LEN_Sure win wrote:
I am so confused.Why? Why did the dragons seem so evil but yet so gentle and kind? Are they good guys or the bad guys?Why my life is so complicated? First i am a terrible person in real life...now i am so called hero in this land...and now...evil dragons seems to be kind....God...tell me...what have i done wrong? Why is this happening to me ??? "Hero, are you fine? " We have reach the castle. Now let us hurry and seek refuge in it. We must not let the dragons follow us any longer." Little Angelus is turning from white to pink. I can see that she's running out of breath.

I heard the dragon's voice again. This time even louder.Even sadder.I wriggled my hands out from Little Angelus tiny hands and flew straight to the dragons."Hero! Don't go!" shouted Little Angelus.But i didn't bother. Then the dragons are in front of me now. So big...yet they look so gentle. My last fear about those dragons dissappear immediately."You,The Chosen One,please save The Land of Purity. You must do it no matter what it takes. If not, the evil sorcerer, Rasmusty Night will take over The Land of Purity and your world also. Please...save us..." Tears were flowing down the cheeks of the dragons.

Hzng wrote:
Meanwhile, deep in a dark green forest, the centaur reached into his chest. Carefully, he pulled out a ruby. The stone illuminated the forest. The centaur slowly traced the edges. He wept softly.
"Porus."
"Porus."
"Porus."

LEN_sure win wrote:
"Why do you appear in my dreams every night? Why Little Angelus say that you are the evil dragons that are destroying The Land of Purity? Why did she say u are evil? You seem kind to me." I spoke with no fear at all. " We have to enter your dream to make you realise that you are The Chosen One.The castle belongs to Rasmusty Night. We have to make sure that you are able to fight that huge black serpent which guards the castle.The black serpent has the capabilty of turning someone pure and kind into someone evil. It exploits the weakness of that person. We have to make sure that you will not be turned into an evil person, that's why we have to make you go through this until you no longer see yourself as an evil person,but the Saviour of The Land of Purity." The dragons spoke with a deep voice. " But why Little Angelus says that you are evil? " "We don't show ourself very often. We protect this land secretly. The fairies and angels of this land has not seen us since a thousand years ago. We appeared once but the one and only fairy who saw us is no longer in this land. He has become a servant to Rasmuty Night and has since forgotten everything. That's why when we showed up at the destroyed area, the fairies and angels thought that it was Rasmusty Night that sent us because no one has seen us before.But we were just looking over the land that was once beautiful and are sad for it."The white dragon's voice was turning softer and softer and it was filled with sadness and agony.

Maran wrote:
The centaur called Arthran let the ruby fall back into his chest. He looked at the sky and from far saw the convening of the white dragons and The Chosen One, there was a twinkle in his eyes.

“The prophecy is being fulfilled.” he whispered to himself.

“I’m sorry I let you down Porus…I shouldn’t have strayed.”

The regal centaur turned around and looked at the huge ancient tree that was facing him, the tree from which The Chosen One walked out of miraculously just a moment ago. The elders have foreseen this moment, and it has been written that the Giant Oak was a mystical door which held the key to another universe. It has also been written that when the twin dragons are seen soaring above ruined dreams, The Chosen One will appear to redeem his throne and banish the evil that threatens the innocence of the Land Of Purity.

Arthran had been waiting there for days, ever since the twin dragons were sighted on the skies far north. He had just walked a few paces away to get a drink from the nearby spring and was on his back when The Chosen One was summoned forth from the Giant Oak.

If only he had not strayed!

Arthran grasped the ruby in his chest again, and this time there were crystalline tears from his eyes.

He walked slowly forward and jumped over a few fallen trees and after evading a few obstacles in the form of huge rocks he arrived at a small path that lead ahead. Arthran looked around cautiously, as if expecting to see something, and then just shook his head.

And then, he started running. He ran as fast as his strong four legs can take him, and he disappeared into the deep forest. There are things to be taken care of, things that will determine the very fate of all living being in the Land Of Purity. There is not a moment to loose!

LEN_hidayahhanani wrote:
And then, he started running. He ran as fast as his strong four legs can take him, and he disappeared into the deep forest. There are things to be taken care of, things that will determine the very fate of all living being in the Land Of Purity. There is not a moment to loose!

Arthran ran swiftly, heads in the forest turned to look at him. The trees, the squirrel, the wind, the spirits all whispering to each other…

“Look, it’s Arthran, where is he going?” Asked the squirrel to the tree

“Haven’t you heard Mr. Squirrel?” The wind asked.

“About whatssss…??” Whispered the spirits

“I was passing through the ancient Giant Oak tree just now, The Chosen One is here!” Replied the wind

Suddenly, the earth is moving, the sky went dark, the wind had to hurry that it is blowing so furiously until the squirrel had to hold on to the tree branches. Arthran stopped running. The ruby glowed and blinked at the same time.

“Oh no,” said Arthran. Squirrels went to hide inside the tree. The trees went back to stiffness, spirits flew away and the wind, is gone.

“Porus, help me pease!” Arthran kept rubbing the ruby on his chest.

“ARTHRAN!” A deep evil voice shouted at the end of the forest and the forest grew darker.

“SO THE STORY OF THE CHOSEN ONE IS TRUE THEN, ARTHRAN!”

“R…r...r… RASMUTY NIGHT! Wh…what are you doing here?”

“THE GREAT EVIL ONE HAS COME TO SEEK FOR YOUR HELP, AREN’T YOU PROUD, ARTHRAN? TELL ME ARTHRAN, ABOUT THE CHOSEN ONE!”

“A noble centaur will never turn to an evil!!! Especially the one who destroyed this kingdom!!”

“YOU REFUSE TO HELP ME, ARTHRAN??? YOU REFUSE TO HELP YOUR KING?”

“You are not my king and I will absolutely not help you! Never in a million years!!”

Arthran started to run again, and this time he went much faster than before. With his hand kept rubbing the ruby. While chanting…

“PORUS,”
“PORUS,”
“PORUS,’’

Suddenly Arthran felt like his feet is locked to the earth. Arthran panicked. He refused to help the Evil one. He will turn to an evil himself. In his heart, Arthran kept chanting for Porus.

“HOW DARE YOU REFUSE TO HELP ME, ARTHRAN!” Rasmuty Night shouted furiously and with that shout, along came a great lightning that hit Arthran. Arthran tried to run away but failed as the lightning hit him. The ruby fell from his Arthran’s hand. Rasmuty Night saw the ruby and took it with him. With one blink of the eye, Rasmuty Night is vanished from the forest.

The forest went chaos as Rasmuty Night were vanished from sight…

LEN_sure win wrote:
Tears started flowing from Arthran's cheek. Although he's an ugly looking centaur,but he has the heart of a puppy. He has got a kind soul, not like his evil king, Rasmuty Night.Memories started flooding into his mind again...

Arthran was once a handsome knight. A knight that once protected The Land of Purity. But one day,Rasmuty Night appeared in the beautiful land that Arthran protected. Arthran,went to his castle to drive him away. But, Rasmuty Night, summoned the huge black serpent and exploited Arthran's weekness. Arthran's weekness was power. He wanted to be called the king of The Land of Purity. Rasmuty Night promised to give Arthran power to rule the land if he is able to find The Chosen One and kill
him. If he cannot killl The Chosen One, then Arthran can never be the king for The Chosen One is the future king. Blinded by his greed for power, Arthran accpeted his offer and now is the black knight defending Rasmuty Night. The whole land was now filled with terror. Everyone was afraid now that Arthran is a monster that is hungry for power.

As time passes by, Rasmuty Night became impatient. " Where is the head of The Chosen One ? I want it now!"" Master,please be patient. I will kill him soon." "Soon? How soon? You can wait, but i do not have time to wait!Or you don't want the power that i am suppose to give you ?"" NO! I want the power!I will now search for The Chosen One again." Rasmuty Night gave a sinister smile and said to himself. " What a silly boy.I am just using you and take over the land for myself.You are nothing but just a tool! To think that you will be able to rule this land,walk over my dead body first!HAHAHAHAHA!"

Arthran,who was behind the great big doors that lead to his evil master,overheard everything. He was furious.No one has ever treated him this way before. He was well respected by all the angels and fairies of this land,but because he was blinded by his own greed,everyone shun him. Now even Rasmuty Night is just using him. He cannot control his anger anymore. He barge right into Rasmuty Night's chamber and wield his sword. " Oh, so you overheard everything ? Well, time to eliminate you!Whether story The Chosen One is true or not,i will still rule this land! " A fight between the two broke. As they were fighting and Arthran was seem to be winning, Rasmuty Night suddenly went into a trance. He kept chanting and chanting. But what was he chanting, no one understand. Suddenly, a ball of fire appeared. It headed straight towards Arthran. Arthran tried to block it with his mighty sword,but his sword broke into pieces. Then he was engulfed in the ball of fire. "Let me go you evil man!"
Rasmuty Night gave him a weak smile and said, " You will never return to your true form now. This spell cannot be undone. It turns people that are greedy to a beast form that suits them. HAHAHAHAHA! You will never be able to face this world anymore! To think that you are the great knight of The Land of Purity,just make me puke! HAHAHAHAHA!"

That was how Arthran became a centaur. He has no choice but to leave The Land of Purity. But the fairies and angels took pity on him. They were not powerful enough to undo the spell and they know Arthran have no where to go. So they offered him to stay in the Forest of The Ancients to guard The Giant Oak Tree. In the legend, The Chosen One will be summoned through the Giant Oak Tree. Arthran is supposed to guard it and to protect the Chosen One from evil. Arthran was also given a magical ruby known as Ruby of The Ancients. Only the guardian of the forest will be able to use it. What can it do...no one knows...

LEN_davidchenchuckwye wrote:
whoa.....this story...although long but i still made an effort to see what is going on....okay now i would like to continue the story....here goes....don't laugh...or smirk....

"Chosen One, pls help us and the rest of the citizens of this forest gain back our freedom....the serpent lord is terrorizing every huge tree by sending either flying objects or suicide bombers to bring each and everyone of them down! do you see that tallest tree over there?" said one of the white dragons.
"yeah...that's where i came from, right?"
"Yes. soon, when all the trees surrounding the Great Oak have been fallen by the serpent lord, the Great Oak will suffer the same fate. Once the Great Oak is down, it takes this whole kingdom with it, the sun, the rainbow, and every single sick rabbit that is having a rave party in their holes....er...ok so that was not funny...but seriously, this whole kingdom will be gone....vanished!"
"so, what does it has do to with me? as long as i can return home and sleep and do my stuff, i don't need to care bout all these hero stuff"
"u might have not have realised it but the serpent lord has already stolen the ruby from that stupid....er...careless centaur. Say who gave him the name ‘Arthran’ anyway? without the ruby, the gates leading to your world cannot be opened"
"that means i can't go back? I'm stuck in here, forever? How long is forever dude?"
"well, not long...since we're all gonna die here anyway....I MEAN, THE POINT IS, YOU GOTTA STOP THE SERPENT KING...er, GOD...or LORD....or WhaTEVER!!!"
"I need not do that."
"Oh yes....don't try to run away from the fact that you have no choice but to stop him!"
"need not and will not"
"need to!"
"need not!"
"need to!"
"Need not!'
"Need to!"
"............Need to!"
"Need NOT!!!!!"
"aha! there, you said it yourself...i don't need to do the dirty work for you two wierd reptiles"
"......(dragons speechless...pondering on own mistake and stupidity)...ok, we lost, but we're not reptiles! we're dragons!"
"No difference"
"There is! reptiles are cold blooded and hunted by Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter???)!! we are warm blooded, ergo, vis-a-vis, concordantly, apropos, we can breathe fire!"
"I don't understand the language you're using...."
"Look, we are begging you, pls...save our land. if you don't, we'll kill each other right here right now!!!!!!"
"ok ok chill dude....i guess i'll just see what i can do...wait, what am i supposed to do? guide me!"
Suddenly, I heard an evil laugh coming from behind.
"MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...UKH *GASP* Koff koff (Choking from too much laughter)....ehem...ehem....testing voice, one two three...ok MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA foolish boy! I've tricked you!!! by now you should have realised that i brought you here for the obvious purpose...to destroy the ONE!!!!....oh that was Neo from the matrix. He's too powerful to stop i ain't no agent smith...nvm...to destroy the Chosen One!!!!....hmmm sounds like Lui Kang from mortal kombat...anyway...i am no Angelus or fairy godmother...i'm damien! prince of darkness...."
"haha...damien? i thought he was from southpark!" cried one of the white dragons.
"well yeah he was, and it isn't my actual name anyway...i just thought it might make me sound cool... say are you dragons identical twins? hey wait a minute....i'm supposed to destroy you...and you....and the boy too!!!"
"Three"
"oh yeah there's three of you...HEY!"
"HAHAHA this guy totally rocks dude"
"oh my god....what am i saying, i have no god...but nvm...OH MY GOD...this is the first time anyone has said to me that i rock! I'm so happy!! WOOHOOO!!! I'ma go get my band to perform....you three wait here kay? brb! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough* UHUK *cough*"
and so 'damien' flew off to get his Devillish Crue, rivals to the motley crue...(now you know why they have those wierd looking face paints).
"a corrupt master will have corrupt slaves" i said.
"True, true" the two gay (as in happy) dragons replied together...
"let's see...how do we get into this castle to kick some serious snake butt?"
"why don't you try knocking?" said one dragon.
"yeah dude...like DUH??!!" said the other one.
"ok ok..."

to be continued...

LEN_davidchenchuckwye wrote:
Knock Knock!
"Who's there?"
"Damien"
"Damien who?"
realising that damien isn't that devil's real name, i simply cooked up something else...
"Damien Duff from the football team Birmigham in the EPL"
"oh cool i love the EPL. whenever the boss is out on weekends, i turn on the TV to watch LIVE MATCHES! and my girlfriend..ARGH she just keeps pestering me to take her out on a romantic dinner... pls come in!"
And so, another problem solved by the quick thinking of none other than yours trully....
As the three of us ascend a huge flight of stairs, we bumped into a giant mammoth/boar's bum (hey it rhymes! bump, bum...). both dragons had their tails between their hind legs and shivering upon seeing that large monster...
"Knock knock...here we go again"
"who's there?"
"Imago"
"Imago who?"
"Well, i guess Imago ahead pass you..."
"ok go ahead....HEY WAIT A MINUTE HALFLING!"
"WASSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" we cried...
"WASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!" the mammoth replied, with a budweiser in it's right hand and telephone receiver on it's left...
the humongous mammoth turned around, revealing ashtrays overflowing with cigarettes...there's still some smoke coming out from it's mouth...
"hey halfling....i smell tobacco on your body....."
"hey i ain't no pointed ears, hairy, giant footed, stinking, Sam-almost-kissing-Frodo punk from the Lord Of the Rings! but i see you have a taste in tobacco, my friend?"
"Well, you all look the same....anyway...yeah i do! say kid, u have a bud that i can light? since the boss kept me here i hadn't been having a puff!"
"And how long was that?"
"er...5 minutes ago? now do you or don't you?"
As i searched my pocket, i couldn't believe my luck as i found a pack of cigs...geez if mom ever finds out i sleep with a pack of cigarettes, i'm dead meat!
"here u go big guy!"
one of the dragons blew fire to light up the tiny little cigarette. Now the mammoth looks like the Godfather....
"Thanks halfling...go and do whatever you like, just leave me alone with my paradise here...now shoo, b4 i change my mind...."
And so, another problem solved (now i really sound like Tyson Tomko from the World Wrestling Entertainment, being a 'problem solver' hehe).
Finally, we have reached the great hall of the castle....hmmm...i'll leave the 'describe-the-surrounding-area-details' to you guys...too lazy and limited vocab to elaborate....but b4 we go any further, back in the forests, where that overturned centaur is still struggling to it's feet. no prizes for guessing that the monkeys and rabbits nearby helped him get up.

phew! that was exhilirating! i'll stop for now...hope this lightens up your day...or night...

LEN_Lesly_ERGO! Wrote:
For someone who don't read much, you sure write a lot, wonder where all thopse words come from?

LEN_davidchenchuckwye wrote:
Arthran: "gee guys (and gals)...thanks for helping me up...considering that i weigh 600 pounds and stink like i've never bathed in 5000 years, ya'll could still lift me...you know...i feel so.... TOUCHED (hehe) *sob* *Sob*"
Rabbits: We wabbits arrr wewy fwenwy animals....
Monkeys: yeesssshhhh...us monk-keys are strrronnnggg!!!
Arthran: okay...now i've got a job to finish. thank you guys again and wish me all the best! with all my might, i will rid this kingdom of that evil rasmuty pwerdsdttwhda....whatever his name is...EVEN IF I HAVE TO GIVE MY LIFE, I WILL GIVE HIM HELL BEFORE I DO! (Thank you matrix:revolutions)
Monkeys and Wabbits: hurray...hurray....

And with that, the 'great' Arthran galloped his way gallantly, with his head held up high, chest out stomach in, towards the...."CRASH"!!! "THUD!!!!"

Monkeys and Wabbits: ooooo..ouch!!!..that must hurt!!!

yes, you guessed it...Arthran tripped over a broken tree branch.

Arthran: Ugh...it's nothing! I'm ok! i can still fight!!!!

And with that, the 'great' Arthran galloped his way gallantly, with his head still held up high, still with chest out stomach in, towards the dark castle...

Monkeys and wabbits: gee, are we gonna depend on HIM to ensure our survival??!!

Meanwhile….

"Honey....did you hear that sound downstairs?"
"no dear let's get back to where we left off"
"but honey, i think i heard son's voice"
"He must be sleepwalking again don't worry....now hurry up and get started will ya??"

???? what was that??? keep reading...

"WHOA DUDE!!! THIS PLACE IS HUGE!" exclaimed one of the dragons.
"yeah dude....i've never been in a room this big" said the other one.
"i think it's the castle's main hall..." i suggested.
"Look, see? it says here...'Hall of Kings'...i think we should explore around here a bit...although a little bit of light would help.."

ZWOOOSSHHHHH!

suddenly, a strong gush of wind swirled around us and all the candles around us lit up.

a voice could be heard saying, "trespassers! identify yourself!"
"er...mr rasmuty pwerdsdttwhda ordered pizza..."
"and where is the pizza?
"it's just outside, let me go get it"
"hey wait a minute dude, where do you think you're going? you can't just leave us here!" said dragon no. 1
"or do you have a backup plan?" said dragon no. 2
"yes and no....see ya!"

PIANG!

"Holy mother! who tried to shoot me??!!"
"didn't you read the sign? it says "CAUTION! Trespassers will be shot (sounds familiar guys?) and demons hate pizzas!" growled the mysterious sniper.
"Oh yeah....it says here, just beneath the 'Hall of Kings' words....damn those candles!"
"Prepare to die, trespassers!"
"dragons 1 & 2! do something!!!"
"What can we do? we can't even see where he is sniping us from!"

PIANG!!! PIANG!! PIANG!!!

"Whoa dude! Take cover!! Take cover!!"

Meanwhile....

"Honey...not so fast please!!!"
"What fast??!! I'm only going at 2X speed!"
"I don't wanna miss any part!!"
"Don't worry....you'll enjoy every moment...hehehehe"
"but then i'll scream and wake the boy up!"
"go ahead and scream....the boy sleeps like the dead....he won't hear you!"
"but the neighbours will..."
"Let them...let them know how you scream!!!"

LEN_davidchenchuckwye wrote:
Back at the Hall of Kings, where our hero and two lizards are taking cover behind some pillars...

PIANG PIANG PIANG!

"damn he ain't stopping...what should we do now dude?" said one of the dragons.
"I dunno...let's ask the writer...hey david! what should we do leh?"

David: er...actually i also blank blank aledi, no idea....hmmm..how ah?

"why don't you just kill that sniper and let us have our way?"

David: Not so easy dudes...

"ok ok let's make a deal...if you can answer my question correctly, we won't bug you anymore but if you answer wrongly, you have to do us a favour and help us get through this stage!"

David: ok shoot....nothing that i can't answer hehehehe...after all, I'M THE ONE writing this thing...

"here goes....can you name me an object, that is loved by both genders. male and female. it's normally hanging when not in use, has a long, hard shaft and also hair at one end. the way of using it is by pushing and pulling it in and out of a pink, fleshy opening. it also produces some sort of white substance. after using, it goes back to it's normal hanging position. now can u tell what it is?"

David:.....hey dude....this story is supposed to be clean you know...there are students and lecturers reading this post you know...

"just answer me if you think you're smart"

David: ok, if you insist...forgive me, miss zaiha, miss ng, lecturers and fellow students.....the answer is....a guy's *****

"You are absolutely..........WRONG!!!! Sorry dude....you gave me the wrong answer...."

David: WHAT??!! HOW CAN I BE WRONG!!! ASK THE LECTURERS!! ASK THE STUDENTS!!! ASK THEM WHAT THEY ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW!!!

"the answer is a toothbrush my dear boy....what were you guys thinking??!! geez....MMU students konon....anyway, you must keep to your words..."

David: (Speechless and dazed)......ak.....ak.....sigh...ok, you win, you're right....it's a damn toothbrush....here you go....3 grenades, 3 flashbangs, 3 MAGNUM sniper rifles and 3 bulletproof vests...now use what you have learned playing Counterstrike in cyber cafes during schooling hours to beat this guy. tip: he's right in front of you guys....but you can’t see him…

"hey i thought you were gonna make him disappear?!!"
David: wah like that i might as well say, ok rasmutyijdfijsd is dead and happy ending lah! haiyo...little bit of difficulty also complain....not shiok lah!! i gtg now...must sleep....tomolo got English writing test....good luck!"

"Hey wait!! David!! DAVID!!! cis....go so fast...nvm...now that i've got these cool weapons...this shouldn't be a problem..."

Meanwhile......

"AHHH!! AHH!!!!"
"it's almost the climax!! Stop screaming already!"
"Climax only must scream what!!"
"Here! It's coming!!! It's coming!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

......u guys must be thinking something really juicy right now huh?...please read on....

"allright you two...listen...we're going to do this the CS way"
"CS??"
"it's a computer game from my world...it's really nice you know...anyway, listen, you two rush in with guns blazing and take him down while i stay here and wait..."
"WHAT??!!"
"ok ok sorry....see that two pillars to the left and right? each of you take one pillar for cover on the count of three. then, i'll shout 'cover me' and the both of you start shooting at his direction to distract his attention while i snipe him from here...got it? any questions?"
"No sir!"
"Good...now...ONE...TWO....THREE!!!!"
........dragons still motionless...terrified...
"WHY ARE YOU TWO STILL HERE??!!! GET YOUR DRAGON TAIL ENDS TO THOSE PILLARS BEFORE I PLANT A BULLET IN EACH OF THEM!"
"y-yes sir!"

PIANG PIANG PIANG!!

the two dragons flew to the flanks avoiding the bullets. gee this sniper must really suck in CS... next is the most crucial moment...
"ok, i'm ready here goes....COVER M-......."

PIANG PIANG PIANG!!!!!!

"HOLY MANURE!!!he read my plan perfectly!!! PLAN B!!!"
"BOSS, WHAT'S PLAN B??!!"
"GRENADES!!!!!!!!"
"OK BOSS HERE YOU GO!!"
"NO, NO, NOT THIS WAY!! THAT WAY!!! DON'T THROW AT ME!!!"

two objects landed right in front of me....my jaw was like hanging open for a few seconds...then my whole vision turned completely white...phew...at least it was only flashbangs and not hand grenades...it was a good 10 seconds b4 i regain my sight....i still have one flashbang with me though....

"Look behind you dudes!" and with that i threw the last remaining flashbang and heard gunshots firing everywhere. the mysterious sniper must be blinded.
"THIS IS OUR CHANCE NOW! THROW YOUR GRENADES!!"
Three hand grenades flew towards the location where the gunshots came from and the result, well, from the burst of fire, we saw something....like a chameleon....only that it has an almost perfect camouflage! Some sort of mechanical that could bend light around it’s body! it's beginning to malfunction now, as we can see electrical sparks surrounding the body shape of what appears to be a near 7 foot tall creature....the creature's real image starts to show...it looks...it looks like...suddenly, three dots forming a triangle focused on one of the dragons. (by now you guys should know what this creature is hehehe)

"DUCK, no. 1!!!"
as soon as dragon no.1 ducked, a blast of plasma wave zoomed over his head and exploded on the wall behind him. without hesitating anymore, i looked into my scope and fired a thundering shot straight through the yautja's heart. (for fans of this creature, u should very well know it's other name is the yautja. and yeah i'm sorry for having to kill it, cos i'm a big fan too!!!). The creature gives out a mighty roar and collapse into a pool of it's own green blood. a few seconds later....another similiar but different roar could be heard from within the great castle chambers. As i tried to imagine what other demon could possibly be making so much noise, i also realised that this is just the beginning of a very long night, ladies and gentlemen...maybe nights...

to be continued....

"That was a nice show, huh honey?"
"yeah, especially the part where the girl watches the video tape, a ghost climbs out from the well and says she's gonna die in seven days!!! that was so scary i screamed my head off!!!"
"sorry i had to fast forward the DVD at 2X speed....i just felt that the conversation in that part was boring..."
"nvm dear....i sure enjoyed every moment of it...but i hope we didn't wake the neighbours up."
"SHUT UP WILL YA!!!! IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING!!!" our neighbour's voice could be heard...
"SORRY!!!!!! now let's go back to sleep...tomorrow i have to fetch son to school for his test...goodnight dear. muaksss"
"goodnight"

now you know.....

wah new police story is a must watch!!!

2004-10-02T00:36:00.000+08:00

10/10.....that's my rating for jackie chan's new action flick, the new police story...his acting has improved so much and his first main starring role back in HK is so much better than his hollywood movies....i still dunno why he wanna go hollywood...yeah it's the money and all but it's the HK movies that made him a legend and he still is....just look at the medallion and the tuxedo...total crap lah...and this is coming from a life long fan of jackie chan...only rush hour and shanghai noon/knight series was ok so so only...the best one i think should be around the world in 80 days. i just hope he does more HK movies...his age will soon take a toll on his body and one day he won't be able to do those death defying stunts anymore :(....and those fight scenes!!! ARGH!!!!!

tiring day....as if other days are not tiring...

2004-09-30T02:29:00.000+08:00

wah today sohai man....slept at 6 in the morning, wake up at 8, then go to class...in class, i was preparing my stuff for more colours...but it turned out that i was the only idiot to have completed the colour wheel....seems like the sleep-at-6 thingy was worth it...i had nothing to do basically...just go around kacau lesly's group...even spilt neesa's water paint all over the floor (dumbass). after that went for this cg class with a really (sorry for this) lame lecturer....can't hear what she was talking about...had to rely on website notes and ivan for help. then after that class went to putrajaya to TFK...no lah...seriously, me, ivan, dennis, lesly, ka weng and wei heng went to putrajaya to cheat young girls....no lah...seriously, we went there to take some pics for our CG assignment...TWH had a really nice digicam....KKW had an old first gen digicam...nevertheless, still better than the goldfish who wrote this post for he has no digicam at the moment. by that time it was almost five, and i still haven't got any sleep...and i had to drive and yawn all the way. car also got problem, according to ivan it's the gearbox...anyway we took some really nice pics (some only...not all for we ain't no pro photographers) and some really hilarious/cool ones...i had the idea of doing those silly shots from an email forwarded to me from my roomate in hostel...then we had nice sunset pics too b4 dinner. i, being a superb driver (bluek) took TWH round and round for no reason...ok lah i admit i missed some turnings...anyway i came back to hostel at 8 and then bath and slept till 12 midnight to watch Latte @ 8 hosted by jason lo every wed and thurs on 8TV....what is this? some sort of advertisement?? anyway i just wanna say i enjoy the show a lot and i must really recommend it to locals who love to watch talk shows....nothing like that letterman (i didn't mention his first name, coz u know who i am) or huge-chin jay leno guy...anyway i'm getting sleepy again...so **** off guys goodnight!

bye bye jeremy...

2004-09-28T01:14:00.000+08:00

today i went KLIA to send my childhood friend off to russia because he is persuing his medical course there. also there were some other childhood frens, all hugging him as we say our goodbyes. will dearly miss him and wish him all the best... who wanna join me watch new police story on thursday??? i am a fan of jackie chan since i was small....used to imitate his kung fu...still do though haha...then on saturday i wanna watch resident evil apocalyspe pulak...then on sunday, got a big football match coming up...although it's rainy season...this time vs a team called INTAN...a bunch of old malay guys...could be tough though...still have df assignment to do...take care and good luck!

haih,...suan le bah....

2004-09-28T00:54:00.000+08:00

what the hell is this blog thingy wei?? i damn blurr lah....i haven't written a single diary line and now i got myself into this?? haih....anyway...to those who r reading...welcome...i'm goldfish kor kor....expert in making young girls happy...hehehehe